By William Jewell
Buddy and Floyd’s Intramural Hockey squad remains undefeated after chewing up and spitting out Live Bait 10-1. Fierce Forechecking by Chris Dodson and Chris Thompson led their team to victory. The game was fairly dull until the last few seconds when Jewell of Live Bait checked Craig Anderberg into the boards. As Jewell was skating after the pick, Craig landed a fierce right hook to Jewell’s present day sore throat. When Jewell looked up he saw Nolly (no eyes) Nelson staring right at him. Jewell pleaded with the ref with no eyes for a penalty, but he just smiled and said “I didn’t see it Bill.”
Here are the standings as of 2/3/74:
St. Bonnie Blues: 6-0-1, 13 pts.
Buddy and Floyds: 6-0-0, 12 pts.
Ophidean: 3-2-1, 7 pts.
Live Bait: 3-6-0, 6 pts.
Swahili Netbenders: 2-3-2, 6 pts.
Hacks: 1-5-0, 2 pts.
Leftovers: 1-5-0, 2pts.
Slapshots: 1-5-0, 2pts.