The Mini-School staff has graciously prepared their Christmas gift lists for all you students, to aid in your selection of presents for your wonderful Mini-School teachers. Here ’tis:
Nick: Mickey Mouse T-shirt, expense paid trip to Davenport, Iowa, jewelry, speedo swim suit, white jock socks.
Berg: Lifetime membership in the SPC, one bottle of Ringnes Beer, a K-Mart special, down earmuffs, free admission to the Mini-School reunion.
Lester: A “Chunky” original, a penguin, a rubber ducky, a lock for the telephone, a “Nerf” animal (an alligator).
Linda: Fun and excitement every day in school, a green thumb, peace, love, tranquility, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Randy: A hat made from Yak hair, a thousand smiles, and good humor, patience.
HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! HO! HO! HO!