By Missi Swanson and Gabe Hargrove
The year is finally coming to an end, and that means saying good-bye to the seniors (or at least those who graduate). So we the seniors take along with us the memories of high school and leave the rest of you our worldly wisdom and most prized possessions (to those who deserve them).
Gabe Hargrove leaves- To Pe-Tar, another cigarette hole in his car; to Raeann, another tie dye and dead sticker; to Patty, common sense; to Missi, Cool Water cologne; to Brian, baked or refried beans; to Brandon, another guitar magazine; and to Zzaback, all his extra units.
Missi Swanson- I leave Gabe an unlimited supply of straws; Peter, Nine Inch Nails; to Jesse I leave, “you know who”; to Angie I leave something nice to say to Gabe; Rob, I leave you a brain; Zzaback, a diploma; all the wonderful Mini-School teachers and Joanne, my presence for part of next year (lucky you!)
Chris Wilmot leaves nothing to anyone except Zzaback, “he gets my extra units.”
Dave “Zyt” Zytkoskee- My top ten wonders list to Ray and to Casey being captain of the volleyball and hockey teams. And to Zzaback I leave any extra units I might have after 4th quarter.
Sam Merz- I leave Patty an argument, I leave the grunge people some soap and all my extra units to Zzaback.
Jill Maxon leaves her locker for Patty, her notebooks, pens and pencils to Mini-School, and all her extra units to Zzaback.
Chad Akins leaves a brain for Doey, he doesn’t leave his extra units for Zzaback because he doesn’t have any.
Karen Kenefick leaves her extra units to Chad Akins.