Predictions for the ’95 – ’96 School Year
By Mike Jacobson and Casey Wright
– Al Wright will finally graduate! Just kidding.
– Chris Utne will enter his Ace of Base phase.
– Randy will shave…………. his cat.
– Pauline will star in the sequel to “Rosemary’s baby.”
– Z will become W.
– Scooter will wear a shirt.
– Doug fails to put out a winter camping trip, Casey weeps…
– Adrian will finally realize that she’s graduated already.
– Ramona will give in and tell us the name of the movie.
– John Sain will finally realize that he is not a student.
– Everybody will be on time. Ha!