By Gabe Hargrove
- They got so attached to high school, even the thought of leaving was incomprehensible.
- They couldn’t make it as cops.
- They never grew out of that childhood phase of playing commando with walkie talkies.
- Through pathological complications they thought respect would be a huge factor involving their job.
- They were complete degenerates as kids. They somehow need to get back at this cruel, mean world. Through a spiritual awakening, they found that the field of hall monitoring was perfect for them.