You Are a Typical Minnetonka Prep if

By Gabe Hargrove

  1. You refer to chewing tobacco as ‘cha’ or ‘chaski’,
  2. You drive your BMW that your Mommy and Daddy bought for you.
  3. The only NIN song you know is “Closer”.
  4. You’re actually going to and looking forward to the school sponsored graduation party at the end of the year.
  5. You wear a pager at all times, even if it doesn’t work.
  6. You’re good friends with Bob.
  7. While leaving school, you make sure to drive recklessly and crank up the bass, so people will make sure to notice you.
  8. You think the morning’s special announcements are actually special.
  9. You smoke Marlboro lights.
  10. The pay phone in front of the Pizza Hut in Excelsior is the place to be.