By Carrie Tiggas and Molly Latterner
The first day of shopping I found this at the mall
a blue light special in aisle 3
The second day of shopping I found this at the mall
2 Santa’s laughing
The third day of shopping I found this at the mail
3 crazy shopping carts
The fourth day of shopping I found this at the mall
4 kids shoplifting
The fifth day of shopping I found this at the mall
5 golden shoes
The sixth day of shopping I found this at the mall
6 knocked over sale-racks
The seventh day of shopping I found this at the mall
7 open parking spots
The eighth day of shopping I found this at the mall
8 broken escalators
The ninth day of shopping I found this at the mall
9 occupied toilet stalls
The tenth day of shopping I found this at the mall
10 screaming babies
The eleventh day of shopping I found this at the mall
11 mothers going mental
The twelfth day of shopping I found this at the mall
12 cashiers cashiering