Collected by Carrie Tiggas and Doug Berg
“I don’t know why I live. It’s so annoying.” Jason Gaasvig
“I don’t think we should let any new kids into Mini-School. Ever!” Lenny Weissner
“My dog is half wolf. Its mom was raped by a timber wolf.” Geno Faraci
“Why does Curtis LaBoda have two big letters in his last name?” Unknown
“What’s my neighbor’s name?” Geno Faraci
“Do you want a fat lip?” Leah Shoberg
“The U.S has 52 states.” Geno Faraci
“I’ve been real good lately. I haven’t tried to run anybody over with my car or anything.” Gabe Peterson
“You guys are pretty quick for a couple of old guys.” Dustin Olson as he and Derek Knowles are getting their butts kicked by Doug and Randy in 2 on 2 basketball.
“If we lived in space nothing would ever age or sag and no one would need breast implants.” Geno Faraci