By Tom Miller
If you could get an award for the stupidest dog in the world, my dog would get it. He does some of the dumbest things. He walks or lies in front of cars and trucks as they come up our driveway. He runs across the electric fence and will yelp and cry till someone comes out to help him. Then he runs away like we’re playing a game. He lets his tongue hang out like that dog Odie on Garfield. I think, for these reasons, that he should be known as the stupidest dog in the world.