By Cheryl Cermak
Santa married the woman at the zoo two weeks later. Together they devised a plan to save the deer. Mr. and Mrs. Claus abducted them from the zoo. To get away from the law they moved way up north to build a barn, well warehouse, where he would manufacture toys to distribute.
Santa and Mrs. Claus prefer to hire the vertically challenged, to conserve room. These are very loving people as you can see and so they have vowed to give all the good girls and boys gifts once a year. Now, as you might have noticed, your parents are buying your gifts. That’s because you’re bad!
One night a year Mr. and Mrs. Claus get a chance to get away on the jet engine powered sled. The deer like the ride too so the little people strap them to the edge of the sled and let them dangle there. Since the Earth is round it looks like they’re flying. Deceiving isn’t it?