Top Ten Things Most Likely NOT to Happen at a Mini-School Meeting

By Aaron Hoerst

  1. Silence
  2. “That is a very good point Ayotte”
  3. Good reports about Mini students from the hall monitors
  4. Ramona doesn’t mention independent study
  5. No one talks while Pauline is talking
  6. Schrupp won’t interrupt
  7. Talk of good attendance
  8. Someone standing up and saying “Shut up Doug”
  9. Aaron Hoerst won’t fart
  10. “Student of the week: Lacey Landt”