By Trevor McDonald
The Super-Seniors interviewed in this article are Jessica Johnson, Mike Bromme, and Alexis Montemayor.
- Why are you a super senior?
Jessica – I am behind in credits.
Bromme – I have no recollection of my freshman or sophomore year.
Alexis – I dropped out of school my junior year and needed to make up the lost credits. - Does the fact that you haven’t graduated anger you?
Jessica – No, it’s my fault.
Bromme – Not in the least bit.
Alexis – He## yeah, it bugs me! I shouldn’t be here anymore. - Do you have any plans after you graduate?
Jessica – Yeah, two years of Normandale, than move out to Oregon and attend Oregon State in Eugene.
Bromme – To conquer the world.
Alexis – I’m either going to go to LA and work to become a super-model, or go to the Philippines to help my brother’s career. - Have you ever seen the movie The Big Lebowsk?
Jessica – Yeah.
Bromme – You’re out of your element, Trevor.
Alexis – Yes. - Have you ever plotted to take over the world?
Jessica– No.
Bromme – After high school, the deed will be done and the world will be mine!
Alexis – No. (looks puzzled) - What is your biggest goal in life?
Jessica – To become an RN (Registered Nurse).
Bromme – To be in high school, conquering the world and watching The Big Lebowski.
Alexis – To be a super-model and live in an underground mansion. - And finally, do you like to be interviewed about stuff that has been done a hundred times before?
Jessica – If the questions are different it is O.K.
Bromme – Actually, Trevor, it really doesn’t bother be too much because I am helping keep the tradition of Mini-School, thereby continuing the legacy which I was born into by destiny: filling the world with peace and justice for all.
Alexis – Aw man, no I don’t like this, but if you make me…