Matt Richard

Dear Mini

Hey y‘all, this is Matt (Meatball), still lovin’ it out here in Oregon. (Proper pronunciation: O-rah-gun). I just finished another term in school and now I have turned my brain off for the next week so that I may live in blissful ignorance once more. I’ve been doing real well in school, in fact I’ve … [Read more…]

Horoscopes

By Matt Richard and Matt McCrady CANCER—June 22-July 22: What once was, it is going to be every Tuesday and every other Thursday, but I’m sending out memos Friday. So-don’t worry about it. Buy many calendars and the God of Hostess fruit pies will smile kindly on your first-born’s bottom. LEO—July 23-August 22: All of … [Read more…]